add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets hops waking up four hours twenty minutes after going to bed, having first drunk a can of Marley's Mellow Mood containing extracts of hops setting itself, dammit your alarm clock automatically itself for daylight savings time and you not realizing it so you put it ahead another hour and woke up an hour early right in the thriller, showing that knight who's boss right in the holder, showing that knight who's boss right in the killer, showing that knight who's boss Manuela, a yodelling dominatrix! not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he did want a serious relationship, he meant it having sex with a bitch who looked a lot like Christina Ricci watching "How It's Made Hot Kids" and expecting something really gross but it was fine watching "How It's Made Hot Kids" Kids, consuming wieners with ease Dogs, consuming wieners with ease imagining Kento crouching just out of shot in How It's Made Hot Dogs, consuming wieners with ease Texas sentenced McGruff the Crime Dog actor John R Morales to sixteen years in prison for possession of drugs and weapons David "Race" Bannon that one of those machine can handle over seven hundred wieners per minute, which is just about half Kento's rate being mesmerized by a man in top hat and tails, wearing a monocle, with a thin waxed moustache and a ventriloquist's dummy swinging a golden pocket watch on a chain they don't call it the amazing race for nothing [ show all 72761 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

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