add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets The October Crisis, eh Joker Arroyo least in private drawing a picture of Data dry heaving over Dr Pulaski's space turlet saying "that episode of TNG" and forgetting that the show finished very nearly twenty years ago that cut scene from the episode of TNG where they have to clone Dr Pulaski, and Data checks her hairbrush and shower drain for hairs with follicles, but eventually finds plenty of residue smeared on her workstation, replicator and window the mere suggestion that a prehensile penis could exist when you use other people's keyboards and you can't help but notice how clean or dirty they are relative to your own wondering if a porn star who could control their large dick at will and then lost all their limbs would use their erect dick as a limb, at least in private masturbating your keyboard letting someone use your laptop after you watched porn on it and masturbated and touched the keyboard using NSA resources to spy on private conversations with foreign leaders while your conjoined twin sends pictures of his dick to whores he met online Uruguay becomes first country to legalize marijuana trade, wherein Plato is essentially saying "duuuuuuude" Uruguay becomes first country to legalize marijuana trade using NSA resources to obtain Angela Merkel's selfies taking a selfie of Barack Obama and David Cameron braiding their penises together that would be hot if it were Angela Merkel taking a selfie of Helle Thorning Schmidt being Eiffel Towered by Barack Obama and David Cameron at a funeral service while Michelle Obama looks away in disgust and some other guy tries to hide The Chinese government has banned serving the meat of protected wild animals and shark fin in public receptions, indirectly admitting that its earlier orders against extravagant public banquets and high spending by officials have been widely flouted Obama, Cameron 'selfie' at Mandela memorial causes online stir [ show all 68015 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering how awkward it is to have a relationship and sex with a conjoined twin, especially if they share genitals (2) wondering whether the Regret Index's rachel is in fact Rachel Stevens (1) Mortal Kombat Colon Annihilation (7) that boobs are nice but asses can sashay (4) having possibly finally figured out definitively once and for all without reasonable doubt whom the Celebrity Regretter is (2) making love in the kitchen (2) that there's a restaurant in Tokyo where you can watch girls poo and then eat it (2) vgtmhy (6) wondering if there is a term for two people fisting each other at the same time (1) it was awkward at first, but then I lubed her up and it felt a lot better [ show more ]

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