add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets Elf on the Shelf XIX Out of Elf Jokes Error Insert Fresh Spool Elf on the Shelf XVIII Out of Elf Jokes Error Elf on the Shelf XVII Elf Choice Awards Elf on the Shelf XVI Barely Legal Elf on the Shelf XV Puking Duck Elf on the Shelf XIV le Roi Soleil Elf on the Shelf XIII Curse of Freddy Elf on the Shelf XII HIGH NOON Elf on the Shelf XI Soccer Team Elf on the Shelf X Sign on the Assembly Line Elf on the Shelf IX Cumfart Tsunami Elf on the Shelf VIII I Am I Am Elf on the Shelf I Am Elf on the Shelf VII Elfin Gay Asians Elf on the Shelf VI To Sell Toys Elf on the Shelf V Superman Elf on the Shelf IV League of Their Elf Elf on the Shelf III Check Yo Shelf Befo U Wreck Yo Elf Elf on the Shelf II Elf off tha Hook Elf on the Shelf, a Christmas tradition about a thirtysomething elf whose friends are all married and settled and who cannot find love or that great job that they always hoped for and fears owning a dog or cat would make them a crazy person eventually I think it was his most successful fundraiser, the most successful that he had had up until that point, that was in Trump Tower in New York on Fifth Avenue [ show all 119200 regrets ] recent comments (1) all the people getting head on graciefilms dot com (2) being c%l (1) talking about poop poop poop muzik (1) forcing yourself too deep (2) our foreign and domestic policy is mostly going to consist of walking into doors (7) Your comment must be in English or it will be removed (2) that it's pretty much just racism (1) semen slander (3) applying for a job at Playboy (4) crying while listening to Agadoo [ show more ]

search regrets Look for regrets involving top regrets kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000) the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000) bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000) shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000) regrets about pony blowing (1.0000) [ show more ] bottom regrets sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000) telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000) using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000) rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000) killing the California girls (0.0000) [ show more ] most voted regrets meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789) Kento (2760/0.9993) turtles (2607/0.0004) the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004) that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076) [ show more ] most discussed regrets tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (356) turtles (291) your boobs buying food on ebay (109) the death of Sylvia Browne (70) not getting circumcised (63) [ show more ]