add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets being slain by a whore hag your masturbation schedule getting out of whack that it's twenty five twenty five, holy shit, TWENTY FIVE TWENTY FIVE, is man still alive that it's forty thousand, holy shit, FORTY THOUSAND, in the grim darkness there is only war that it's AD twenty one oh one, holy shit, TWENTY ONE OH ONE, why the hell is war beginning that it's twenty fifteen, holy shit, TWENTY FIFTEEN, where the hell have the last eleven years gone being Spock not being Spock it looks like what a Hungarian hooker would wear to her pimp's funeral the dress is ugly, that's all that matters Young Sherlock Colon The Legacy of Doyle getting the regret "that it's twenty fourteen, holy shit, TWENTY FOURTEEN, where the hell have the last ten years gone" and thinking "ayup" the death of Leonard Nimoy growing Pillory Chintzon The act of simply placing the penis into the vagina with no actual tapenade involved The act of simply placing the penis into the vagina with no actual thrusts involved tapenade Hillary Clinton Jokes That She's Overtired & A Whore Hag chintz [ show all 90574 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

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