add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets aspiring every night to the Invisible Hand for work, yet sorely it doth test thee realizing that your state's Employment Services website is pretty much useless you don't know what you're messin' with, you got no idea, you don't know what you're lookin' at, when you're lookin' here, you don't know what you're up against, no, no way no how e enter being pretty sure you have some form of amnesia and even an official diagnosis, but not being able to remember which on Oliver Sacks Star Wars Colon Rebels masticating that lesbian masculinizing that lesbian being pretty sure lesbians have been masculinized that historically gay men have been either identified as either effeminate, asexual, or "third sex," and thus are able to identify with women, but lesbians have never been masculinized and so have no reason to identify with men a dike myke that lesbians may simply be less vociferous about their artistic tastes wondering why many female singers and actresses become icons for gay males, but no males achieve the same fame with lesbians a dyke mike wondering if there's a male equivalent of a fag hag playing Dongs & Dugongs with Tim Duncan shooting Dickinsonian Frank in the eye when you were a kid taking a life to learn how to live that it takes a life to learn how to live [ show all 61538 regrets ] recent comments (6) boobs (2) that swans gotta get BACK in tiiiime (1) swans falling in love with helicopters (1) Hugh Anthony Cregg III (3) reading about that guy who died after having sex with a hornet's nest (3) wondering what went wrong in Spambot's All American upbringing that it came to spend so much time here, filled with regret (1) that another recurring gag on Tanks for Nothing would be Kento asking the walrus if it would give him a hand, after which the walrus would clap its hands (1) I dreamt I sacked your mom and she was terribly screwed (1) I dreamt I screwed your mom and she was terrible in the sack (2) being an english major in college [ show more ]

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