not telling off that annoying coworker right after you got laid off

a regret index of 1 is ultimate regret
this result collects the hard-earned
experience of 164 lifetimes of regret
permalink to this result


comment on this regret

Your name:

Your comment:

Do you regret
knowing for a fact that Zachor Clitcaster O'Dirge was less than a year ago?
yes    no    haven't done it yet

vote above to find something new to regret; a world of regret awaits you
add a regret; be a cautionary example for others
search for regrets; learn from the lives of others gone awry

add a new regret

How much can you expect to regret ?

recent regrets

a serving military officer who called a fellow officer by a racist epithet routinely and without contrition spoke of his need to impress upon other people that he is better than little people and his feelings are far more important than theirs
a man who once dressed up as a Nazi because Nazis are apparently funny spoke of his regret about how the presence of his father did not impress upon him that dressing up like a Nazi is almost certainly always a bad idea
a man who wants for nothing but attention has spoken of his need for attention and how it doesn't fill the void left by a traumatic but ultimately inevitable event suffered by literally everybody at some point in their lives
Prince Harry has spoken of his regret that he did not talk about how his favourite childhood game, Pocket Monsters Colon Blue, affected him until three years ago
Prince Harry has spoken of his regret that he did not talk about how the death of his mother, Princess Diana, affected him until three years ago
Fist Captain and the Emergency Room of Tomorrow
uninstalling the installshield engine
Pie Captain and the Fatworld of Tomorrow
Robin Williams is Ms Downdraft
watching Sky Captain and the World of Tommorow OMFG, what a piece of utter ass shit
Sky Captain Meets World
Why Downdraft Took Ms Cool Rape Train
Sky Captain and the World of Leather
Pokemon Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
boldly reaching where no man has reached before
hoping it's not "fist or be fisted by a Star Trek cast member"
Go's busters
drinking from the Gaywood River
taman shud, crikey
[ show all 117195 regrets ]

recent comments

(1) Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
(3) hoping it's not "fist or be fisted by a Star Trek cast member"
(1) anyway, if "fisting or being fisted by a Star Trek cast member" is on your bucket list, I'm pretty sure that Takei would oblige you either way
(2) Music From Another Room is a romantic comedy that follows the exploits of Danny, a young man who grew up believing he was destined to marry the girl he helped deliver as a five year old boy when his mother's best friend went into emergency labor
(4) meetgraham dot com dot au
(4) Double Penetration Edged Sword in the Lodestone Cold Filtered Hand Ground Slow Roasted Traditionally Poured and Puddled Adobe Flash!!! Aaahh!!! Real Hot Dirty Pocket Pool Monsters
(30) still only seeing black, white, and blue
(3) the death of Chris Lydon
(2) the death of Garry Marshall
(6) playing Entry of the Gladiators over the Republican National Convention coverage
[ show more ]

search regrets

Look for regrets involving

top regrets

kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
[ show more ]

bottom regrets

sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
[ show more ]

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
[ show more ]

most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (98)
I would want to bang Jewel if I were not in a relationship (37)
still only seeing black, white, and blue (30)
the actress (29)
wondering whether the kids who are, say, three or four years old now will eventually develop their own interests or if they will be cursed to be nothing but proxies for their dumbass manchild fathers' lost youth and be doomed to like Star Wars for eternit (26)
[ show more ]