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Arkansas carries out country's first sixty nine executions in almost two decades
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je ne veux pas consacrer ma vie a des connards
a wonderful invention with special x ray tricks
that one year where you left it out and discovered that christmas pudding can indeed ferment given time
still having christmas pudding in the fridge, admittedly having only steamed it about a month ago, but still
serving spotted dick with sussex pond pudding and hot wings and calling it sussex hot dick
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making chili just so you could have a late night chili kid after your workout
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obviously I'd rather be found dead in front of Fat Gay Asians VIII Colon Underage Bumfight Edition than Everyone Says I Love You, but that's just normal
my parents really want to see it, but I'm not sure why
I probably would watch Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium again
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having some inkling that when you die, like a lot of single people, you'll be found in front of porn, but being sort of glad you won't be found after your sex bot determined that you had died and summoned help
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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