add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets maybe you all are homosexuals too I had to spread my legs when I lower my pants so they won't slide laying awake and wondering if your body really thinks that three hours of sleep were enough or if it just hates you showing the court with this doll where you'd like to be touched erectile witnesses hostile witnesses dogs playing Pokemon orgy duty twelve horny men hung juries MY NO PELT GAFFE having a concersation with somoen about shoes at a twelve hour orgy EMPTY FAG FELON GET OFF MY PLANE Harrison Ford injured in plane crash having a concersation with somoen holy shit, did I just write that I can't tell if you were having a concersation with somoen or just regretwanking, but I haven't posted anything in about twelve hours any swan's death diminishes me, because I am involved in swankind any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind [ show all 91110 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

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