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that if they'd only called themselves the Red Hot Chalupas you could also call them Los Rude Hat Chap
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Corroo Foshor
keep in mind that you'll be bottoming in any case
fuck marry kill, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Brian Peppers, actual red hot chili peppers
disturbin' Dick Durbin with your dick in Durban
bottoming for 'Dick' Durbin in Shithole Destruction VII
joke's on them, they're getting Dave Navarro
New California demands concession of "one Red Hot Chili Pepper to be named now, while reserving the right for one additional to be named on a future date"
New Shithole declares independence from rest of shithole
New California declares "independence" from rest of state
Jefferson Airplane The Levi Commersials
Here's exactly how Dick Durbin destroyed Kirstjen Nielsen's 'shithole' explanation
We will show you the power of the Turk!
suspecting that "getting smuggled through the chunnel in a liquid chocolate tanker" is slang for a sex act but being too horrified to consider what it entails
In a few instances, groups of migrants were able to stowaway in the cargo area of a tanker truck carrying liquid chocolate and managed to survive, though they did not enter the UK in one attempt
the Walrus Chunnel
that's what Kento calls his asshole
the Walrus Channel
Kento got top billing, but let's be honest, the walrus is the star
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(1) wondering if Donald Trump has made all his necessary financial declarations for the presidential race yet or whether he's just trying to drive the discussion towards immigants before predictably bowing out
(1) getting groped by a drunken dancing lady in her fifties whose face looks like a wrinkled leather couch
(1) bottoming for a horse in A Horse and His Boy, Kento
(1) wondering whether go around bragging to other girls about how deep their vaginas are
(2) reading the comments
(2) that, to answer an earlier regretters question, yes, seven inches is big for an Asian
(6) Anakin Murders Gumball & Darwin
(1) imagining the first meeting between Hayden Christensen and Hayden Panettiere, where he slowly says "In my country Hayden is a boy's name, eh" and she nods and smiles politely while trying to think of a reason to leave
(3) Spider Van
(2) clicking on "I'm Feeling Lucky" when you weren't feeling lucky
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
spam fritters (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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