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just thinking callbacks are funny
wondering how you knew my name is Jan
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drawing a picture of Kento retching up a frozen corn cob while Frosty the Snowman screams in agony and the Nutcracker bites his nuts
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saved Kento's life many a time
the icy penis gag reflex
the icy boobs reflex
Dobby is a house elf played by Buzz Aldrin
having never seen or read any of the Harrys Potter but feeling a duty to joke about them
he gently clamps his hand over her mouth and whispers in her ear, "Sorry for the herpes"
the icy penis reflex
I'm gonna be real with you, I don't know jack shit about Harry Potter past the first movie, other than the Snape kills Dumbledore thing
Harry Potter but Dobby has a lucid moment upon receipt of a used sock from the bedroom of a teenage boy
a proposition which would reverse the result of the civil war
Stalag fiction
prison bitch
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(1) filthy experiences
(1) that your support of and fondness towards the homosexual community gets mistaken as homosexuality by the straight one
(2) being poor and buying lottery tickets regularly because shit, it's not like Richard "My island burned down so I had to forego holding models for nearly ten seconds" Branson has any to spare that wouldn't be terribly missed
(1) liking to know where you got the notion
(2) wondering why big red dogs hold such great appeal for humans that, say, big red cats don't
(1) wondering if you're going through all the old regrets one by one to learn the history of the 'dex
(2) wondering why fat cats hold such great appeal for humans that, say, fat dogs don't
(1) peeling a penis
(2) sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm
(1) that Sambo Chuppers was a horrifying chimera of Sarah, Jimbo Wales, chubb d, and Brian Peppers
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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