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really wanting to just take Jude Law aside and say "of course she slept with him, that's the kind of thing she's done for all the time you've known her, you stupid, vapid, useless fucking prick"?
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(3) that you, a sado polyamorist, have bondage, latex, and wam fetishes and tied your significant others up in catsuits then whipped them viciously while a slave poured gallons of thick gloopy translucent or opaque messy substances on them
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