add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets bracing for the arrival of the Children's Folk Song Slash Bruce Springsteen Lyrics Mashup Bandit eating the same girth as David Spade being the same girth as David Spade Hey little girl is your froggy home, did he go a courtin' and leave you all alone Philadelphia mom, daughter die from injuries sustained in food truck explosion, girls ain't nothing but trouble James Spader, I hardly knew 'er! being the same length as David Spade getting up in this big non treasure havin' bastard James Spader spaying David Spade using a shovel being the same height as David Spade confusing James Spader with David Spade wishing you had Ferris Bueller's day off now having the lyrics of "Froggy Went A Courting" stuck in your head because of the "mmm hmm" crossover with "I'm On Fire" waking up late at night with the sheets soaking wet and the lyrics of "That Lady" running through the middle of your head waking up with the lyrics of "That Lady" running through your head and no idea why that an erection lasting more than four hours is a precious gift to be shared with as many people as possible wondering how frequently nine one one operators get calls from dudes with erections lasting more than four hours that Kevin James is only an inch taller than David Spade you'd even settle for Parker Lewis's wishing you had Ferris Bueller's life [ show all 79926 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

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