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resigning your spirit to God and your daughter to your country, both of which sound like ideas which could easily backfire
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Gracie is pregnant
that image where someone face swapped Boris Johnson and Donald Trump and it looks like Owen Wilson
all in all it's just another mouse in the wall
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
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