add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets rosug shingn the kdogglr an yuo liek roylied up nar beeing sucha bad spellr that evryone on the regret indix nose you r an imbisell having a huge throbbing erection r,ight now eating a huge marshmallow being cruel to Kento being cruel to be kind, but not for free Mighty Jill Off being cruel to be kind jilling off jacking off being born after Freddy Mercury died, but before Jean Luc Picard was born reading The Original of Laura in Tehran killing yourself wondering who we would eat first if a plane carrying all the regret index regulars crashed in the Andes making cum cheese having anal cancer Glee making Lima Ohio seem wholesome possibly losing a friend because of distance, and your own stupidiity not getting the joke regrets of late cautioning your lady not to put in too much Halloween grey powder, but turns out she was just brushing her natural hair [ show all 15646 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering who we would eat first if a plane carrying all the regret index regulars crashed in the Andes (1) jilling off (2) that most abstract art ends up looking like sexual organs (12) that it is possible for one of the regret index regulars to die, and then nobody here will ever know it and we'll just think "oh, I guess he slash she just got sick of all the regrets about cum and Kento and song lyrics and stopped coming around here" (1) being born after Freddy Mercury died (2) psychics (1) spoilers below (1) Flash! ahhh ahhh! (3) that you can understand hating Whedon, and it's a stretch but you guess you could understand a dislike for Fey, but hating both at the same time just seems unnatural (2) thinking something had a really deep symbolic meaning and then its creator admits it was completely arbitrary [ show more ]

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