add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets finding out there's a mentally ill child rapist four houses down Nolan Key Bushnell seeing a commercial for Chuck E Cheese's where a little girl excitedly declares the experience "EPIC!" and wondering if preteens really have incorporated dumbass internet slang into their vocabularies Balla Grey the death of Sylvia Browne while screwing Barry White not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it while screwing Barry White adding "while screwing Barry White" to the end of other regrets drawing a picture of Jackson C Frank being unexpectantly shot in the eye with some sort of pellet gun while screwing Barry White drawing a picture of Cilla Black being unexpectedly hit between the eyes with some sort of foreign object while screwing Barry White that there's a pretty good chance Jimmy Savile banged Cilla Black with some sort of foreign object Priscilla Maria Veronica White Barry Eugene Carter that there's a pretty good chance Barry White banged Cilla Black wondering if a black person with the last name of White has every married a white person with the last name Black that the future of digital communications is Domino's Pizza talking to KitKat, for ever, alone that the future of digital communications is Domino's Pizza talking to KitKat, for ever, alone welshing Jewel's fuggers isn't it welsing Jewel's fuggers sprinking vegan chocolate chips on your Jewel's boobs as you knead them [ show all 75007 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

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