add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets Rowntrees Condoms, Hogwarts sex ed teacher the death of Rowntrees Condoms so Jai Courtney would get famous Rowntrees Condoms wondering who had to die so Jai Courtney would get famous I doubt that Joaquin Phoenix would have become famous if River Phoenix hadn't died, it's the Ted Kennedy Effect imagining all the awful movies Joaquin Phoenix and River Phoenix could have made together drawing a picture of Johnny Depp playing Samwise Gamgee like a slide whistle that there is apparently a parallel universe where Johnny Depp never gave River Phoenix the drugs that killed him and he went on to play Samwise Gamgee The Guardian suggested in two thousand three "it was likely that Phoenix would have followed Interview with the Vampire by appearing as Susan Sarandon's son in Safe Passage", a role that went to Sean Astin mishearing Amber Disassemble both, he's a very violent man wondering whether Johnny Depp is kicking Jonathan Frakes's nuts or Patrick Stewart's drawing a picture of Jonathan Frakes peeing on Patrick Stewart's scalp while Johnny Depp kicks him in the nuts taking the most violent Number II disassembling Amber Heard Number II is a violent dude reversing the exciton polarteats exciton polarteats He was birthed John Christopher Depp II in Owensboro, Kentucky, on June ninth, nineteen sixty three, to Beep Boop, who functioned as a waitress and performed hand jobs when a quarter was inserted, and also John Christopher Depp, a civil engineer bottoming for Bill Cosby in Deep Cosby XX XX [ show all 127369 regrets ] recent comments (1) Man Eats CCLV Peeps in V Minutes (2) wondering what they put in the nonvegan olive oil (2) fuck marry kill LaVar Ball, Lucille Ball, Ed Balls (3) fuck marry kill, only weirdly cropped, pitchbent Family Guy clips in your YouTube suggestions forever no matter what you do, blowing a guy but he jizzes diamonds & you get to keep the diamonds, spooning Jewel's boobs but also having to spoon Rob Schneider (9) wondering whether you would rather have your penis removed entirely or get to keep it but have pain every time you get an erection (1) fuck marry kill, Myke Hawke, Bear Grylls, James Wesley, Rawles (1) those times when you have a really intense, meaningful dream, and you try to explain it to other people but it comes out looking boring and retarded (1) seriously wondering whether Bryan Adams knows how to pronounce 'Porsche' (1) Buttadeus (6) will no one rid me of this meddlesome prifefe [ show more ]

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