add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets deep shouldering Stephen Fry in Mexico ghosts and zombies are just projections of our own repressed cannibalistic and sexual fears and desires why the hell would you keep eating something that made you bleed crip confusing the Immaculate Conception of Mary with Jesus' Virgin Birth Stan, however, has the mountain lion cubs perform an abortion on Kyle, removing the Antichrist, which Santa unceremoniously smashes with a sledgehammer why the hell would you keep eating something that made you crap blood let's hear it for the boy A subplot claimed food at the Chipotle Mexican Grill resulted in customers defecating blood, a claim which was disputed by the restaurant chain within days of the episode's broadcast such a talented dancer when sleeping off a headache is the only cure The Adventures of Kim Jong Un David Carradine was the first remembering Patrick Swayze's death because it was one of the last ones of the infamous Summer of Death having discovered several times much to your surprise that Patrick Swayze is dead Obvious exits are North, South, and Dennis that if you ever have kids you won't be naming them Dennis missed wondering how you mised Dennis Hopper dying finding a Dennis Rader lookalike with a terminal illness and a blackbelt and sending him on a suicide mission to bind, torture and kill Kim Jong Un finding a Dennis Nilsen lookalike with a terminal illness and a blackbelt and sending him on a suicide mission to kill Kim Jong Un, then bathe and dress the body [ show all 72794 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

search regrets Look for regrets involving top regrets not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000) watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000) drinking the water in Mexico (1.0000) being given the cold shoulder (1.0000) misplacing your virginity and not being sure where you left it, though it was probably on the bus (1.0000) [ show more ] bottom regrets buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0000) slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000) having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000) deep throating Stephen Fry (0.0000) having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0000) [ show more ] most voted regrets meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998) turtles (2443/0.0004) the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000) that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2334/0.5070) breasts (1440/0.0135) [ show more ]