add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets Marie of Guise, of the powerful House of Guise Hot Dogage wanting to write phone dictionaries for a living so that you can make Tejas the default spelling The Freest Little City in Texas that your phone has the word 'alway' in its dictionary and since you didn't add it, there's a good chance that your phone is retarded thinking we were probably always this way wondering when we drifted into this ridiculous shorthand comedy If it were up to you, you would have filled my buddy tunnel with cement, so no one else could use it! faint, faraway piano music, like you're trapped in the denouement of a shitty movie giving Kento a Thug Odo Your potential regret of Kento's vagina has already been added! It currently has a regret index of ONE giving Kento a Hot Doug camp cum awareness RHS organises dental checkup cum awareness camp cumbagging deserves a quiet night cumbagging Camgirl Steve it was the Pride of Krakow the Oral Valves of Rod the Veal Rods of Valor [ show all 129158 regrets ] recent comments (3) that you love the Regret Index but it makes you so regretful (1) Cumbag Steve (1) camgirling (6) that a pretty brunette girl, late teens, stranded on the beach, wearing a becoming bikini bottom, flip flops and sweatshirt, to whom you lent your cell phone to call for a ride, smiled up winningly at you, batted her long lashes, then thanked you as "Sir" (2) Teen Choice Awards Colon Miley Cyrus explains her absence (4) something ribald (4) getting the regret "all of these stupid regrets" but not having a Sometimes button (1) remembering way back on THIS 'dex when we hit TWENTY thousand regrets and it seemed like an absolutely mindboggling impossible number (4) having worked with Cambridge undergraduates and graduates for protracted periods and being honestly able to say they aren't as a cohort notably intelligent, just focused on their usually narrow special interests, and expecting the same is true of Harvard (3) declaring martial law [ show more ]

search regrets Look for regrets involving top regrets the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000) kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000) forgetting to feed your klinoppe (1.0000) shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000) regrets about pony blowing (1.0000) [ show more ] bottom regrets using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000) banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000) sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000) rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000) killing the California girls (0.0000) [ show more ] most voted regrets meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789) Kento (2760/0.9993) turtles (2608/0.0004) the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004) that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076) [ show more ] most discussed regrets tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357) turtles (291) your boobs buying food on ebay (109) the death of Sylvia Browne (70) not getting circumcised (63) [ show more ]