wanting to dress up as Marceline from Adventure Time for Halloween but you're too busty and hippy
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Bicoid Babe: Also, she has gray skin and I can't get hold of any gray body paint :(
Just use: gray floor paint. Also, I hope you don't have allergies.
Bicoid Babe: I don't have that, either. I'm still deciding on a costume; I have two ideas that are cheap and convincing so far; hopefully I can come up with another before the end of this week.

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not realizing until now that it's not just by chance that you feel really good after you smoke salvia but it has an actual afterglow, the feeling of which is ridiculously better than the trip itself, and if you had known this before, goddammit?
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