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furiously petting the dogs over stolen scanties
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stealing Elly Jackson's scanties from the communal laundry room
better than pictures, even
right
Elly Jackson in her scanties would be pretty great
the ingrained habit of thought
being mature enough to understand the inherent sexism of lad culture and feeling that this tarnishes any cameraderie you ever felt via the "lad" experience, but at the same time feeling that pictures of Elly Jackson in her scanties would be pretty great
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(5) eating moldy chocolate
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(4) that you like your women like you like your coffee, male
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