memorising every Star Trek episode
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Ryan: They come in handy in most every situation
Thasc: I had to eject my warp core last week. Damn thing breached on me. But I just remembered that episode where they blew the core hatches and all went right as rain. Thanks, Star Trek!
Amanda: I only regret when I forget something
Josh: I failed an exam because all I could remember were Star Trek episodes.
Frito: How else would I know how many lights there are?
Andy: There were four lights!
Thasc: I thought there were five? I admit my memory is foggy. And my mind thoroughly broken by torture.
Tom: It always helps to know when to vent plasma through the bussards.
Tiki: I met Wil Wheaton, and was trying to figure out if I should punch him in the face. Then I remembered Wes Crusher, and the choice was obvious.
Awesome Sauce: I am so glad to have both been on the internet and not done this
The DL: I only regret memorizing the stuff after DS9
Anonymous: What? Voyager seriously kicks ass! Enterprise on the other hand, is one I can do without.
Zach T.: Tiki: Wil Wheaton isn't to be blamed for Wesley sucking, that's the writers' faults!!!
agent57: I don't know, I think he managed to take bad writing and bring it to a new level or annoying
Goodzilla: I'd describe him as the Hitler of acting.
a witty username: I've heard that even Wil Wheaton hates Wesley Crusher. If that's not a sign of it not being his fault, I don't know what is.

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