memorising every Star Trek episode
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Ryan: They come in handy in most every situation
Thasc: I had to eject my warp core last week. Damn thing breached on me. But I just remembered that episode where they blew the core hatches and all went right as rain. Thanks, Star Trek!
Amanda: I only regret when I forget something
Josh: I failed an exam because all I could remember were Star Trek episodes.
Frito: How else would I know how many lights there are?
Andy: There were four lights!
Thasc: I thought there were five? I admit my memory is foggy. And my mind thoroughly broken by torture.
Tom: It always helps to know when to vent plasma through the bussards.
Tiki: I met Wil Wheaton, and was trying to figure out if I should punch him in the face. Then I remembered Wes Crusher, and the choice was obvious.
Awesome Sauce: I am so glad to have both been on the internet and not done this
The DL: I only regret memorizing the stuff after DS9
Anonymous: What? Voyager seriously kicks ass! Enterprise on the other hand, is one I can do without.
Zach T.: Tiki: Wil Wheaton isn't to be blamed for Wesley sucking, that's the writers' faults!!!
agent57: I don't know, I think he managed to take bad writing and bring it to a new level or annoying
Goodzilla: I'd describe him as the Hitler of acting.
a witty username: I've heard that even Wil Wheaton hates Wesley Crusher. If that's not a sign of it not being his fault, I don't know what is.
Everyone hates Wesley Crusher: I'm not sure it's not at least partially Wil's fault, but I'm not really blaming him since he was like twelve at the time or something. Most kids aren't great at the acting.
Baron Von Matrices: I don't know for sure, but I can figure it out by reconfiguring the deflector array. They should make ships that are just all deflector arrays.

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