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Linda McCartney is selected as Secretary for Meat and Being Alive
Linda McMahon is selected as Administrator of the Small Business Administration
we should sand him
we should send him sand
sandmail
we should send him fanmail
wondering if anyone has ever written fanmail to Hayden Christensen
wondering whether there is a correlation between cold winters and an absence of internet trolls in spring just as there is a correlation between cold winters and an absence of retirees in spring
wondering if Hayden Panettiere and Hayden Christensen ever get each other's fanmail by mistake
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buying an aftermarking Acer CrotchPiece instead of springing for the Alienware Dongwronger XIX
yeah, that's what I mean, people are basically just filming porn with a three sixty camera and playing it on an oculus rift, but when are we going to get the actual fully interactive stuff with maybe a crotchpiece or something
sucking her left one until your graphics card overheated
that apparently VR porn is already a thing, but it's just normal POV porn that's been messed up with a fisheye lens filter
sucking her left one until you ran out of saliva
wondering whether VR porn or sex robots will be the next big thing in self pleasuring
regrets about society
regrets about old people fucking young people
there's already sites about old people fucking young people, but with the straight white male being the principal audience for porn it's often hard to tell how much is aimed at older audiences and how much simply fetishizes them
wondering whether the rapidly aging population of the Western world will prefer younger pornographic subjects or if demand will shift towards geriatric buttsex and camgrannies
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(3) yeah, that's what I mean, people are basically just filming porn with a three sixty camera and playing it on an oculus rift, but when are we going to get the actual fully interactive stuff with maybe a crotchpiece or something
(1) Harold Pinter writing a harlequin play starring Hayden Panettiere licking HP sauce off of Harry Potter's hard penis
(1) skin
(2) HP is short for Hard Penis
(1) that Betty White is in her nineties
(1) FBI Colon Tycoon Was Extorted By Gay Porn Star
(17) imagining the images on an amazing Regret Index calendar and then throwing up in your mouth a little bit
(3) not really having anything useful to say to people in times of stress, but feeling the need to say something and consequently making a lot of low grade sexual jokes
(5) looking at pictures of naked gentlemen
(1) looking at pictures of naked ladies
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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