| that having to get up early still sucks, even without the mantrapping and emasculation | REGRET INDEX:
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permalink to this result commentsBicoid Babe: No, this instance will be worth it : 10. It's more fun to do nice things for people who will appreciate them, 2.) I need to keep busy to keep from worrying too much about Alejandro, and 3.) The looks on their faces will be worth it.
I imagine them biting into the phalluses: only to get a spray of hot, white, creamy cheese.
Bicoid Babe: No I'll be using mozzarella cheese, but I was thinking of making tiny urethras that some cheese may come out of while they bake...
Oh god: I'm never eating again.
Bicoid Babe: I don't intend to make them too realistic as some of the guests may find them off putting. The tiny holes are probably as realistic as I'll get if (and that's a huge if) I choose to do it.
I think if no-one there has a penis of their own: that won't be too much of a problem,
Bicoid Babe: Even so I imagine that not everyone would want to see a realistic looking cheese filled dick on her plate.
Are there: testicles?
Bicoid Babe: Maybe, if I have enough dough to work with.
Depending on how big the penises are, and depending on whether they are sweet or savory: I think that green olives might be a good fit.
Bicoid Babe: Thanks for the tip. Well, I'd better get to bed; I have to be up by 8am if I'm going to do this without drawing a crowd. I don't even know what I'm going to wear to this thing yet, jeez...
Sweet dreams: and may all your penises be well-formed and well-stuffed.
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