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Bicoid Babe: I called him again Tuesday evening and left a simple message and got no answer yet. I also called his job and the guy whose house he was staying in to see if they'd heard from him and neither of them have. His father hasn't heard much either...
I just want to conifrm: that those mutilated torso regrets are unrelated?
Bicoid Babe: God I hope so...I don't know what I or his poor father would do.
Yeah they're from: http://www.comics.chickennation.com/archive/paul-is-full-of-love/ and not related, just poorly timed.
Bicoid Babe: Oh, good. Mr. 4 Sure spent the past few days talking to Alejandro's friends back in France. He went out with them a few times as soon as Mr. 4 Sure was well enough to look after himself, so they would be the last ones to see him.
Just out of curiosity: which former supermodel does his father look like?
Bicoid Babe: None I know of, but his mother was a dead ringer for Janice Dickinson. I guess he got his looks from her and his height and personality from his father.

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