wondering if they'd also have a separate outfit for church or special occasions
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No: not even more than one set of underwear.
Bicoid Babe: Would they at least be able to wash or replace their clothes after each season?
No, no, no: you're missing the point!
Bicoid Babe: I hope there's at least plenty of air freshener around on set...
I like this idea but: it sounds like a nightmare for the continuity people.
How so?:
Bicoid Babe: Wearing the same old dirty, stained clothes all day every day might lower morale. Couldn't they just have a dozen copies of the same outfit?
Well they've got to have all the stains in the right place at the right time: so if you get to the end of the shoot and you're doing pickups for episode 4, it can't look totally clean but it has to look cleaner than episode 13. Keeping track of it all is hard work.
I believe that every episode of Tanks for Nothing: would be done in a single take.
Hey, I believe in your vision, I really do: it's those damn stiffs at the network that want the rewrites.
Trust me: with the kind of numbers that Tanks for Nothing brings in, the stiffs at the network are the ones dancing to OUR song.

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