add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets being mesmerized by a man in top hat and tails, wearing a monocle, with a thin waxed moustache and a ventriloquist's dummy swinging a golden pocket watch on a chain they don't call it the amazing race for nothing being mesmerized by high speed hot dog machines right in the kisser, showing that knight who's boss The Amazing Race Watermelon Launch watching "How It's Made Hot Dogs" and expecting something really gross but it was fine Rubber bands vs Water Melon watching "How It's Made Hot Dogs" sneezing so hard you squirt out a little diarrhea Polanski's Mellow Mood Marley's Mellow Mood adding the comment "this is how Kento Ikeda lived" to every porntube video you watch adding the comment "this is how big jobs lived" to every huge dump you take adding the comment "this is how lick jobs died" to every Steak n Shake meal you eat Grawlix the Cat adding the comment "this is how Steve Jobs lived" to every youtube video you watch $%&!# grawlixes successfully retrieving both food and capacitors adding the comment "this is how Steve Jobs died" to every youtube video you watch [ show all 72743 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

search regrets Look for regrets involving top regrets not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000) watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000) drinking the water in Mexico (1.0000) being given the cold shoulder (1.0000) misplacing your virginity and not being sure where you left it, though it was probably on the bus (1.0000) [ show more ] bottom regrets having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0000) rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000) having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000) Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0000) not being Kento (0.0000) [ show more ] most voted regrets meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998) turtles (2443/0.0004) the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000) that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2334/0.5070) breasts (1440/0.0135) [ show more ]