add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets that Walter Cronkite always sounded like a filthy euphemism to you Santa to claim North Pole, eh, eh, eh Canada to claim North Pole being off like a prom dress that would depend on whether each twin's brain was receiving signals from each set of sexual organs wondering if a conjoined twin had two sets of sexual organs and one of the twins were to pleasure the other's organs, if it would be considered masturbation or incest the heart wants what it wants that a google image search for Abigail and Brittany Hensel gives numerous pictures of them in a bikini, and then feeling sick imagining how many people have jacked off to them orchestrating a massive Ponzi scheme while your conjoined twin was busy with petty theft of stockings from the supermarket committing white collar fraud because your conjoined twin slept through math class at school and has no idea what you're doing with those tiny little decimal point transactions raping someone while your conjoined twin tries to think unsexy thoughts shoplifting a pack of pantyhose while your conjoined twin was looking in a different direction picking up a gun and shooting someone while your conjoined twin tries to grapple it out of your hand in horror that in theory the freedom of action available to a conjoined twin is so limited that it is hard to conceive of a situation in which one would be absolutely guilty of a crime occasioning incarceration and the other innocent of the same crime that Chips a Hoo cookies smells like Meal o Worms when they're microwaved briefly wondering if there actually are or were conjoined twin porn stars that Chips a Ho cookies smells like Malt o Meal when they're microwaved briefly that "Kento" is actually a ten thousand year old Sumerian demon that prolongs its existence by possessing human hosts, gradually turning them overweight and socially retarded until they kill themselves, then moving on to a new host that Chips a Oy cookies smells like Malt o Meal when they're microwaved briefly, crikey that Chips a Hoy cookies smells like Malt o Meal when they're microwaved briefly [ show all 67989 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering how awkward it is to have a relationship and sex with a conjoined twin, especially if they share genitals (2) wondering whether the Regret Index's rachel is in fact Rachel Stevens (1) Mortal Kombat Colon Annihilation (7) that boobs are nice but asses can sashay (4) having possibly finally figured out definitively once and for all without reasonable doubt whom the Celebrity Regretter is (2) making love in the kitchen (2) that there's a restaurant in Tokyo where you can watch girls poo and then eat it (2) vgtmhy (6) wondering if there is a term for two people fisting each other at the same time (1) it was awkward at first, but then I lubed her up and it felt a lot better [ show more ]

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