staying up all night to watch an eighteen year old paint her nails online
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sa: What a marvellous modern world we live in. WHY ARE PEOPLE VOTING "NO"?
Anonymous: Maybe they're straight men of a similar age and they didn't need to be anywhere in the morning?
sa: That mitigates some of the regret that they should feel (though is it necessary to stipulate "hetero"?), but it's still a shitty choice of all-night time sink.
Anonymous: Well, if you know the girl (even if there's an age difference) & had established a flirty friendship & cheered each other through hard times & visited irl, assuming the observer in question had nowhere to be in the morning, it could be alright…
Anonymous: Especially if it's her TOE nails, mmm…
Anonymous 1st: ...Actually, I'm pretty sure that's worse. At least the part about it being a friend.
2nd Anonymous: But there's nothing indicating voyeurism. Maybe the regretter (or not-regretter, if that's the case) and the 18-year-old were keeping one another company online. Maybe them both knowing it's kinda inappropriate is the fun? Isn't that how flirting works?
Anonymous 1st: Doesn't saying you stayed up all night doing something usually mean that was your main activity during that time?
sa: From the delaration "staying up all night to watch an eighteen year old paint her nails online", I infer that one's time for at least the majority of that night was spent for the purpose of watching an eighteen year old paint her nails, yes. Still creepy.
2nd Anonymous: Ah, so staying up for the sole purpose of, in the middle of the night, catching a glimpse of an 18-year-old painting her nails would be creepy? Maybe.
2nd Anonymous: I still contend, though, that a) if as part of a flirty friendship leading somewhere, 18-year-old party said to viewing-party "Hey—ya wanna watch me paint my toenails?" that'd be hunky-dory, and b) if she's on a public cam, she's inviting viewers.
J. Smokes: There is no way of making this not be creepy.
Humbert Humbert: Ohai guys, what's going on?

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