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After she sent him a cartoon image of a pump bottle of hand lotion and a box of tissues, he responded with a graphic, homemade text and emoji image of an ejaculating penis
At one point, she sent him a shot of herself wearing a pair of black tights with a rip in the rear, near the midline, along with the message, "thank you for being a friend"
At one point, she sent him a shot of herself wearing a pair of black tights with a rip in the rear, near the midline, along with the message, "Buns of steel"
hitting me with those laser beams
that does seem to have been the problem
weiners out for Anthony
Anthony Weiner sexted busy brunette while his son was in bed with him
At least one of the photos Crotch sent the woman showed his underwear clad weiner as his son Jordan slept next to him in bed
At least one of the photos Weiner sent the woman showed his underwear clad crotch as his son Jordan slept next to him in bed
I guess it is kind of late
try getting some sleep
it'll pass
normally only feeling like this when someone switches out your teabags for caffeinated ones, but your jerk brother in law not having been around for months so that being a very unlikely scenario
Australia must be pretty terrible for that to be true
the first one is the worst, crikey
you're clearly having a much worse weekend than I am
having what you can only describe as kind of dingo claw rape attacks all weekend
having what you can only describe as kind of low grade panic attacks all weekend
wondering whether Trump was bragging or y'know actually bragging about shooting a man in the middle of fifth avenue
wondering how many questions at the first presidential debate will be in the "fuck marry kill" format
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(1) After she sent him a cartoon image of a pump bottle of hand lotion and a box of tissues, he responded with a graphic, homemade text and emoji image of an ejaculating penis
(1) wondering whether Trump was bragging or y'know actually bragging about shooting a man in the middle of fifth avenue
(3) incendio
(2) fuck marry kill, Bob McKenzie, Doug McKenzie, Hayden Christensen
(3) fuck marry kill, Kento, Brian Peppers, Sylvia Browne
(3) reading a crap book about ready made Hebrews
(1) fuck marry kill, Lauren Tom, Kiana Tom, Tom of Finland
(1) delicious artisanal sandwiches
(2) using an oil based lubricant during really hot sex
(2) it you cut down the tree the hedges get more light
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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still only seeing black, white, and blue (30)
the actress (29)
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