eating out a feminist
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yawp: The hair almost made it not worth it. Almost.
matt: oh boy. by the way hair is cool.
sa: I'm beginning to wonder, matt: are you fetishistic about hair/hirsuitness, or just not a wussypants everything-must-be-shaved guy or doll? I am sorry that I even have to ask; in fact, I regret that the norm is "hair is bad"
sa: ...and that fetishising the other extreme is second. Not that there's anything wrong with fetishes, but it seems bizarre that an extreme or fetishist view of something should be more popularly-held than a "neutral" or "normal" one. If that makes sense.
matt: No, I don't have a fetish for hair. I think that the common "hair is bad" view comes from an obsession with cleanliness and an appearance that is visually, um, I don't know how to put it, but like smooth and inoffensive.
matt: It's the same reason that people like women without curves and they dislike untanned skin.
matt: If you go to the beach, it's preferred for people to show a lot of skin, but it should be tanned and hairless, and you should be thin. It's too much to see for a man to be showing a hairy chest or a woman to be showing big hips and big legs.

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