that she's a maniac, maniac on the floor
REGRET INDEX:
0.33

a regret index of 1 is ultimate regret
this result collects the hard-earned
experience of 33 lifetimes of regret
permalink to this result

comments

comment on this regret

Your name:

Your comment:

Do you regret
that you love the Regret Index, haha, you want to marry it?
yes    no    haven't done it yet

vote above to find something new to regret; a world of regret awaits you
add a regret; be a cautionary example for others
search for regrets; learn from the lives of others gone awry





add a new regret

How much can you expect to regret ?

recent regrets

you had to go and make it sexual
drawing a picture of Paul McCartney sucking on Linda McCartney's thick greasy penis and pushing her testicles around with his fingers
drawing a picture of Paul McCartney sucking on Linda McCartney's thick greasy sausage and pushing her plum tomatoes around with his fingers
Denmark has the world's highest per capita consumption of sausage
really being quite surprised to find a presumably monthly magazine about vegan life lasting more than twenty issues in the UK, which is as much as eighty percent meat
wondering if the publishers of Vogue magazine are planning on suing the publishers of Vegan Life magazine for their slogan "Bringing Vegan into Vogue" in England
Moby posing in the UK
not choosing the shalom life
fuck marry kill, a crab, a carrot, Oasis
something something War War something Jar Jar something Tim Allen noise
not choosing the vegan life
I derserve this I've been shellfish all my life
wondering how many Juggalos of the Smashed Crab are secret justices
wondering how many Justices of the Supreme Court are secret juggalos smashing crabs
wondering how many Justices of the Supreme Court are secret juggalos
smashing crabs
the crab in the Crabbing Game is a crab
kissing crabs
this kisses the crab
this kills the crab
[ show all 125307 regrets ]

recent comments

(1) not choosing the vegan life
(1) Mr Freeze
(1) laughing as you hew a rough wooden dildo for Mary Chapin Carpenter
(1) fuck marry kill, Princess Madeleine, Tinky Winky, Steve Harwell
(10) having sex with Oasis
(3) wondering how long you stay conscious after being decapitated being Eiffel Towered by Chris Lydon and a walrus
(1) wondering how long you stay conscious after being decapitated
(1) having a cardboard booty
(2) not realising that the best way to get a British bird to drop her knickers is to do bottomlessly stupid things, crikey
(2) trying to conceive of the enormity of a crime or series of crimes that would mandate incarceration for a billion years
[ show more ]

search regrets

Look for regrets involving

top regrets

kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
[ show more ]

bottom regrets

sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
[ show more ]

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
[ show more ]

most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
[ show more ]