bad speling and grammer

a regret index of 1 is ultimate regret
this result collects the hard-earned
experience of 40 lifetimes of regret
permalink to this result


comment on this regret

Your name:

Your comment:

Do you regret
Anij who is like an experienced woman taking a young man carefully to his firt orgasm?
yes    no    haven't done it yet

vote above to find something new to regret; a world of regret awaits you
add a regret; be a cautionary example for others
search for regrets; learn from the lives of others gone awry

add a new regret

How much can you expect to regret ?

recent regrets

messed that one up
wearing just your bandana to the busty rap, cheerio
Crazy People's Annual Convention
Hillary Clinton slammed multiple times by Pog at CPAC
wearing just your Spain bond heartbeat tech
she's such a whore hag
Hillary Clinton slammed multiple times by GOP at CPAC
wearing just your ad pants to the Caribbean, eh
wearing just your nips and eat bra to the beach
wearing just your bean and tapirs to the beach
wearing just your bra and panties to gym class on the beach
wearing just your bra and panties to the beach
I do not in fact see
I see
The amazing Rugrat Index
Leprosy cases in FL blamed on armadillos, Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du Yeah
Leprosy cases in FL blamed on armadillos
going on a June foray into June Foray
presence of whalers on the moon
absence of strong radio beacons, television broadcasts, robotic spacecraft, obelisks on the moon
[ show all 90686 regrets ]

recent comments

(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
[ show more ]

search regrets

Look for regrets involving

top regrets

feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
forgetting how to brake on an icy bridge and consequently totalling your reliable and beloved car (1.0000)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
[ show more ]

bottom regrets

using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
[ show more ]

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
[ show more ]