recent regretsButtock cleavage
drinking the champagne in Mexico
rubbing out incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North in the bathroom at church
Tropical Storm Siltcunt
Super Typhoon Grittywomb
wondering who would win in a fight, Myke Hawke or Anakin Sandyvagina
"I cover Myke Hawke in sperm to stay young!"
"I cover my rump in feces to stay agony!"
Busting the myth about clerics and bludgeoning weapons
"I cover my face in sperm to stay young, cheerio!"
using ghee as antibacterial anus mint
"I cover my face in sperm to stay young!"
Canada's Hawaii, Ehloha
LOCAL MAN LOSES AT ELF NIPS
North Korea's Hawaii
LOCAL MAN LOSES PANTS, LIFE
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recent comments(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0000)
most voted regrets
meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)