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The Utah National Guard and the Utah Department of Public Safety on Friday both were investigating how and why their personnel appeared in a video with British bikini models gold digging ditches
diggin' a ditch on the subway in Montreal
I would want to bang Jewel if I were not a mini turtle
tricking ryan north into dating a mini turtle
being a mini turtle
women in metal bikinis bring in donors by standing on a slug with colorful laser swords or blasters
no springs sex
Montreal, NO SPRINGS!
ditches and holes
diggin' a ditch
on the subway
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colorful cardboard signs or posters
magazine Jane
liking fur on your burgers
Tom meets hottie Holly at the Burger Joint on lunchbreak and she shows him what she likes on her burgers
the concentration of our national health and Asianity
the concentration of our national health and fatness
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(1) women in bikinis bring in donors by standing on a roadside with colorful cardboard signs or posters
(2) firing a gullet pun indiscriminately at seagulls
(3) masturbating during Schindler's List
(1) compagnie 'elle'
(3) why'd YOU move to France
(1) why'd you move to France
(2) being Super Ted
(1) figuring Ryan will drop by and nuke the comment database again at some point
(171) being a minimalist
(30) your boobs buying food on ebay
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
insecurity (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having beautiful breasts (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (171)
turtles (110)
I would want to bang Jewel if I were not in a relationship (35)
not having met ryan north (34)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (30)
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