for some reason having a bias against nicotine
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remembering that summer after tenth grade when you discovered Princess Madeleine, who proceeded to become the target of ninety percent of your self gratification for the next three months or so
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she's literally bred from the same stock
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things getting a little hairy
I didn't see that movie because Kevin Smith, but seriously, there's no way I'd ever agree to a walrus costume
you can forget about me wearing that walrus suit, too
you're still bottoming though, don't think I'm going to forget about that
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how did you know that what I wanted for Christmas was to be totally fucked
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there're to women that are attractive enough for me, so I jack off to my own reflection in the mirror, and sometimes I wear a wig or something
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