| that your favorite story about Star Wars was that ObiWan war originally scripted to deliver one of George Lucas's Magical Mysterious Force bullshit speeches in Empire Strikes Back but Alec Guinness refused, saying "just make the damn muppet say it" | REGRET INDEX:
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permalink to this result commentsGeorge Lucas: This is why I've decided to have all of Alec's scenes digitally refilmed with Ewan McGregor, then digitally replace all of his scenes digitally. Plus, increase the random eyegouging CGI creatures by 400%. Expect it in theaters by Christmas 2015!
I'm OK with this.: Also, if you could film a scene with Palpatine bragging to his prisoner/slave Jar Jar on the second Death Star about how screwed the galaxy is, I would love that.
George Lucas: The character of Princess Leia has been entirely replaced by Jar Jar Binks, actually.
Oh thank god: the way that accent of hers switches around was killing me.
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