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(2) the man, the legend
(4) snapping tendons in my hand after a failed dunk attempt
(4) licking Brian Peppers's pecker
(3) fuck marry kill, Mrs Robinson, Mrs Jones, Stacey's mom
(1) I can call you daddy
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