that being bound, gagged, hooded and beaten in a freezing cold barn in the middle of nowhere, hosed down, sworn at, beaten, ridiculed, beaten again, beaten some more and then electrocuted gratuitously makes you uncomfortable

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It's very uncomfortable: to watch.
Sean Penn: Yeah, my hands were so numb I could barely masturbate.
(The joke I was making is that Sean Penn has a history of violently sexually abusing women to the point that it could best be referred to as torture: and that he would be sexually aroused by watching a women dehumanized and assaulted like this, but the cold barn would make his hands too cold to manually stimulate his penis, but I don't know if this came across.)
I got the gist of it: I was just reading old regrets.
Yeah, anyway, it sucks to be: whoever wrote this regret. I hope things worked out.

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