add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets I'm a vegetarian, half the zombies are vegetarian! you don't want to be insulting to them, because maybe they became vegan in an attempt to lose weight, but it was still kind of shocking at how you could be vegan for a month and have absolute moral superiority over everyone while still having triple chins that the remarkable thing about the vegans at your university was that a greater than average proportion of them were overweight, especially the women, so it was really weird for a bunch of fatties to be telling you about how healthy their diet was reading back through the things you just wrote about vegan food and discovering that you've found a way to be even more condescending about it than usual a pile of American bison skulls waiting to be ground for fertilizer probably being grossed out by vegan sushi, which you assume is also a thing being grossed out by sushi not being sure if it is just the things you've tried but finding a lot of vegan food is about covering up the taste of lentils kind of liking vegan food to the point that you will eat it in the same way you will eat, say, ethnic groups of foods, but not really wanting to pursue it as a lifestyle choice finding that astonishing they were about a quarter of the population never living in halls at university stuffing Brian Peppers with vegans seriously wondering what it is like to live in a place where it is possible to refer to "all the vegans" that the vegan stuffed peppers were actually the best thing in your dining hall at your university, and all the vegans would get incredibly pissed off when nonvegans took them, to the point of one throwing a guy's bowl of cereal across the hall vegan stuffed Brian Peppers stuffing Brian Peppers with a parmesan herb risotto Richard Tiffany Gerbil grilling Brian Peppers meeting Brian PepperspeppersPEPPERS [ show all 72846 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

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