add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets Phoebe Buffett says Dow will top one million in the next one hundred years Warren Buffett says Dow will top one million in the next one hundred years, promises his thralldom to the otherworldly horror Gal Athgoz will allow him to live at least ten times that long The codes were issued using an algorithm generating more than two quintillion combinations of letters and numbers in order to generate highly secure barcodes Kento's COBBLEKNOCKERS Tourette's by BUMFANGLE CUNNYWANGER proxy just thinking callbacks are funny wondering how you knew my name is Jan wondering what's got you so into nut biting lately You Don't Have to Be a Whore to Celebrate Hashish, Jan drawing a picture of Kento retching up a frozen corn cob while Frosty the Snowman screams in agony and the Nutcracker bites his nuts You Don't Have to Be Jewish to Celebrate Rosh Hashana saved Kento's life many a time the icy penis gag reflex the icy boobs reflex Dobby is a house elf played by Buzz Aldrin having never seen or read any of the Harrys Potter but feeling a duty to joke about them he gently clamps his hand over her mouth and whispers in her ear, "Sorry for the herpes" the icy penis reflex mensurating I'm gonna be real with you, I don't know jack shit about Harry Potter past the first movie, other than the Snape kills Dumbledore thing Harry Potter but Dobby has a lucid moment upon receipt of a used sock from the bedroom of a teenage boy [ show all 130058 regrets ] recent comments (1) filthy experiences (1) that your support of and fondness towards the homosexual community gets mistaken as homosexuality by the straight one (2) being poor and buying lottery tickets regularly because shit, it's not like Richard "My island burned down so I had to forego holding models for nearly ten seconds" Branson has any to spare that wouldn't be terribly missed (1) liking to know where you got the notion (2) wondering why big red dogs hold such great appeal for humans that, say, big red cats don't (1) wondering if you're going through all the old regrets one by one to learn the history of the 'dex (2) wondering why fat cats hold such great appeal for humans that, say, fat dogs don't (1) peeling a penis (2) sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (1) that Sambo Chuppers was a horrifying chimera of Sarah, Jimbo Wales, chubb d, and Brian Peppers [ show more ]

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