add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets saying 'Kazakhstan' with a mouthful of horse ass sounds like a nice weekend, Kento I Ate Horse Ass in Kazakhstan die Kinderbongo you obviously don't commute in Toronto, eh never knowingly hearing Despacito die Schindlergungan Despacheeto Homeowner finds naked intruder in her tub, eating Cheetos Two accordionists, repeatedly spotted playing Despacito on Toronto subway cars, have made many enemies among the city's notoriously irritable underground commuter set Anus beef sausage they knew what they were getting into, it's the trainers you should feel sorry for Pokemon Tricked Into Going to Athens and Working in Seedy Brothels What actually happens is that they are tricked into going to Athens and working in seedy brothels quickly mending Taylor Swift's clothes filling Cherie Lunghi's lungs with cherries An Tambourer's willy he said he found Ms Swift at a Dairy Queen in Morton and chased her before she disappeared also, stop hanging around toilets looking for children they'll do better in the wild [ show all 136099 regrets ] recent comments (6) also, stop hanging around toilets looking for children (2) wondering whether Grover's carpet matches his drapes (7) that you'll probably see Twelve Inch Jar Jar Binks next week (1) X Men Burgers and Fries (1) that regret number twenty nine on the old regret index was "X Men Three" with a hyphen between X and Men but it can't be replicated because hyphens are not allowed now (3) living in sin (3) drawing a picture of Kento being Bussard ramscooped by Geordie and Scottie (1) only having one cup (2) getting out of my dreams and into Myke Hawke (1) I think you'll find it's unfeasibly large Richards actually [ show more ]

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