add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets sucking Kento's left one Alien Shooter Colon Vengeance Piscis swimeatus vitae House of Sand and Walruses starring Lydon Walrussen piloting your steamer through Walrusson Fjord Walrusson Ford Eiffled in plane crash Commander Colon Colon Colon Dreams Walrus and Commander Colon The Far Side of the Anus drawing a picture of Captain Lydon and Commander Walrus Kobyashi Maruing Ensign Kento drawing a picture of Raymond Burr and a chimp taking turns sucking Kento's left one that sounds like a challenge could be as early as June guessing that we'll hit lOOk sometime in September there is nothing beyond the subatomic I don't even have a waffle iron not cleaning and putting away your waffle iron before going back to bed, a clear violation of the Brussels Conventions on the treatment of breakfast utensils I think he's talking to you Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson imagining a pitch meeting where the amazing Regret Index is mentioned as an example of potential audience dogs playing Battlecreek and mocking dogs that play Call of Duty [ show all 91155 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

search regrets Look for regrets involving top regrets feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000) forgetting how to brake on an icy bridge and consequently totalling your reliable and beloved car (1.0000) not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000) having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000) lolcode (1.0000) [ show more ] bottom regrets using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000) teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000) holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000) telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000) sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000) [ show more ] most voted regrets meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998) turtles (2607/0.0004) the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000) that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073) breasts (1440/0.0135) [ show more ]