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the Mistake by the Lake
a decision has been taken to remove you from the United Kingdom
that there's already two other grave markers next to where Anakin buries his mother and one of them is super tiny
Anakin's shocking admission that he kissed them all, and not just the men, they were like sand, and he thrilled them like sand
Palpatine alrrady knos
we will do exactly as the council has instructed, and you will learn your place young one, which incidentally is not Master
also not quite getting whether Palpatine's initial idea is to hook her up with Obi Wan or whether Palpatine alrrady knos what an awkward creep Anakin has become
that now you think about it, what bugs you about Senator Amidala is that she doesn't get a reflective moment where she muses on the sort of Chancellor she helped elect and her own naivete of the politics of the Galactic Senate despite leading Naboo
a gifted, adorable, cuddly ingrate
a crossover sequel to Starman and The Oprah Winfrey Show where YOU get a baby and YOU get a baby and YOU get a baby but secretly they're actually bees
seeing that girl's beauty in the communal laundry room
I know it's you, Women By The Pound Bandit, your Simpsons quotes don't throw me for a moment
sleeping on top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies
Starman except instead of giving out babies he gives out puppies
drinking the entire cafetiere yourself
after all, we are from the land of tank chocolate
I gave you a baby tonight
Tiny White Ranting Hands
YUGE White Riding Hat
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(1) the Mistake by the Lake
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(6) that a pretty brunette girl, late teens, stranded on the beach, wearing a becoming bikini bottom, flip flops and sweatshirt, to whom you lent your cell phone to call for a ride, smiled up winningly at you, batted her long lashes, then thanked you as "Sir"
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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