ever reading that first comic strip on the Web
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DD: Once I found a good one (Ryan), I haven't looked back.
agent57: This regret had me wondering what the first webcomic was. Anyone know?
nerd: Not one bit.
Frito: I wonder what the first webcomic I read was. Probably Penny Arcade (sorry Ryan).
a witty username: I think the first one I read was probably Real Life, but I'm not at all sure.

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already missing the crazy person who was a nuisance in that dream you had, because they uncritically praised you in such a shallow, pointless, and ultimately childlike way, you miss their unsophisticated view of you, even though it highlighted your flaws?
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