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wondering if poor James Earl Jones ever gets any sand blowjobs
it's not racist, the sand spelled out SEX
that's racist
James Earl Jones was in The Lion King, he can't have a too much of a problem with sand
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wondering if people actually do for real send sand to Hayden Christensen and whether he still finds that amusing
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