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freedom of panorama
watching a lot of a particular YouTuber whose voice and personality you've fallen hard for, even though you know that in the unlikely event of ever meeting them not only are they in a great relationship, they're also not into dolls
watching a lot of a particular YouTuber whose voice and personality you've fallen hard for, even though you know that in the unlikely event of ever meeting them not only are they in a great relationship, they're also not into guys
TRUMP, the pay to win board game
Parker Brothers and Donald Trump are challenging consumers to determine whether they have the brains and the brawn to be the next Donald Trump with the launch of TRUMP the Game, the new high stakes board game
kind of like if Roman Polanski were to make a Jimmy Savile biopic
he doesn't, other than the fact that he sometimes looks slightly better in comparison with the complete human garbage dumps he aims to employ
never having watched The Apprentice, and being unable to comment on whether Donald Trump has any sympathetic aspects
the way in which articles critical of a celebrity or politician will choose the most unflattering freeze frame photo to illustrate how evil their target is, and the way that every last picture of Donald Trump looks like one of those pictures
the kind of people who claim that they never argue with their significant other
I had some issues, but I wouldn't call it emotionally troubled, certainly not compared to, say, Samantha Geimer
genuinely having always thought that people who claimed never to have been emotionally troubled as teens were probably liars
valuing your own name at more than three billion dollarydoos
Hilton spent one year at the Provo Canyon School for emotionally troubled teens, which is apparently all it takes for a major network to say "Hey, let's follow this mentally ill skank around with a camera and call it reality TV"
Hilton said that she "wanted to model," Trump wanted her at his agency and she was "loving" the work
it's a thirty minute DJ set that quickly turns into a porno, all filmed on an iPhone on a private jet
Paris Hilton's twenty sixteen Academy Award wins for Best Actress, Best Director, and Best Original Score for Fun King Lear
which is ironic, since her career was basically launched by fucking a dude in front of a night vision camera
seeing Paris Hilton in Zoolander and realising she's had a fourteen year career without ever really fucking the hell off
getting to the age where you are more likely to meet your Jaden Smith than your Mr Miyagi
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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