recent regretsyou're allowed to question other people's sexuality, probably
it actually explains nothing, but I was kind of resigned to it being just the two of us
this explains a lot
I didn't write nine oh seven two five
misreading "nine oh seven two five" as "nine oh seven five two"
I'm not gay
I am a dude and shit, but it was just like "why the heck is this effeminate girly boy so popular when he is onscreen with a hunk"
wondering what nine oh seven two five is about if you're like a dude and shit
Benedict Cumberbatch Kids
Legolas was a bisexual veal ally
remembering watching Star Trek Colon Into Darkness and wishing that they had Benedict Cumberbatch wear Ricardo Montalbon's old costume, but now, upon seeing shirtless pics of his translucent torso, being glad they hadn't
doing a google image search for "Benedict Cumberneck's batch"
never understanding why all the girls like a man who is more than thirty percent neck, since he's basically just a mobile, grossly overgrown vocal chord
doing a google image search for "Benedict Cumberbatch's neck"
seeing Benedict Cumberbatch's neck, mostly, on the sidebar of the Lord of the Rings wiki and wanting to change every instance of 'black' on the Crebain page to 'colored'
Crebain from Cumland!
pumping dull objects too large to fit into a crow's mouth into Mordor
anything shiny and small enough to fit in a crow's mouth
one does not simply pump into Mordor
that, in hindsight, the key to becoming a male sex symbol in the late nineties and early aughts was looking like a pretty girl
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recent comments(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)