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A politician on a meteoric rise murders his opposition through a pact with Satan which gives him the ability to turn into an invulnerable dog
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Memory Alpha's six page essay about sodding Data and his sodding contractions
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two pairs of stainless steel gates which by happy coincidence could be identified with the forthcoming marriage of Prince Charles and Princess Diana and incorporate their initials and the year of their marriage in the gate's design
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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