always starting to hate yourself whenever you suspect that anyone else has an opinion of you, whether that opinion be good or bad
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matt: being noticed is uncomfortable
"I wouldn't belong to a club that would have me": I freak out more when people respect my opinions and echo them, as I suspect they are in for a letdown if they discover I am a disappointing fail sack of fraud. But I hate when people DON'T adopt my opinions. Go figure.
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