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having these things that aren't quite gustatory hallucinations, but little flashes of remembered taste, out of the blue, that makes you crave whatever it is you remembered, even if you haven't had it in years?
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reading AskHistorians in the voices of the cast of Frasier
you know me all too well
you thought I was going to say "it's hard to grasp," didn't you
it's quite a tusk
wondering how a walrus could possibly put a plushie on a desk
it was a very limited run
true story, a walrus bought them all and left them on every desk in his classroom
wondering what percentage of Ryan plushies ended up someone's butt
you keep coming back for it
yes dead air
the Ryan plushies sold gangbusters
I never thought I'd get rich doing it, I just wanted to put out something pointless and see if anybody would buy it, like say Ryan North plushies or tshirts with writing that isn't all that clever on
there would be like tge rhythm of the ambient audio through several hours, maybe even things like open fire or you know aspirational crap
so you're basically selling dead air
having a concept for an audio book series in which you actually read the book in real time, just not out loud, and offer the resulting audio unedited for sale, but not living anywhere quiet enough to do it even if you still had the means to record it
a scene which takes place in Tanis in a living room would be recorded in an actual living room
not remembering how vital that final knocking back is when Eiffel Towering Kento with a walrus
voler Sebastien Bras a partir de commune de Laguiole
not remembering how vital that final knocking back is when making bread
tubgirl balls
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(2) realizing that none of the birds that have become memes on the Regret Index taste very good
(1) having a concept for an audio book series in which you actually read the book in real time, just not out loud, and offer the resulting audio unedited for sale, but not living anywhere quiet enough to do it even if you still had the means to record it
(1) filthy experiences
(1) that your support of and fondness towards the homosexual community gets mistaken as homosexuality by the straight one
(2) being poor and buying lottery tickets regularly because shit, it's not like Richard "My island burned down so I had to forego holding models for nearly ten seconds" Branson has any to spare that wouldn't be terribly missed
(1) liking to know where you got the notion
(2) wondering why big red dogs hold such great appeal for humans that, say, big red cats don't
(1) wondering if you're going through all the old regrets one by one to learn the history of the 'dex
(2) wondering why fat cats hold such great appeal for humans that, say, fat dogs don't
(1) peeling a penis
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