add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets that it takes a life to learn how to live getting franked in the eye your frank being in the wrong place at the wrong time burning the negatives how people love to focus on the negative soliciting a fourteen year old dugong to pose for sexually explicit photographs soliciting a fourteen year old dong to pose for sexually explicit photographs soliciting eighty two year old dogs to pose for sexually explicit photographs soliciting an eighty two year old dog to pose for sexually explicit photographs soliciting a fourteen year old dog to pose for sexually explicit photographs Neville Neville, how could they know Neville Neville, your face is a mess Neville Neville, you've torn your dress Football hooliganism Neville Neville everything a clown could want crazy panty ants being so hungry you could be a horse Crazy Horse riding a bicycle that children from the neighborhood were firing a pellet gun indiscriminately at people and Frank happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time [ show all 61519 regrets ] recent comments (6) boobs (2) that swans gotta get BACK in tiiiime (1) swans falling in love with helicopters (1) Hugh Anthony Cregg III (3) reading about that guy who died after having sex with a hornet's nest (3) wondering what went wrong in Spambot's All American upbringing that it came to spend so much time here, filled with regret (1) that another recurring gag on Tanks for Nothing would be Kento asking the walrus if it would give him a hand, after which the walrus would clap its hands (1) I dreamt I sacked your mom and she was terribly screwed (1) I dreamt I screwed your mom and she was terrible in the sack (2) being an english major in college [ show more ]

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