that some of these regrets aren't very amazing
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I'm not saying I can do convincing US or Israeli accents, and I'm sure she worked very hard to get it that good, but I find it slightly distracting
Asians are evil
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I doubt I could do much better
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it is actually slightly more natural
I thought if I could get it down to ten from eleven I could get it down to five with no problems but fuck me if this isn't actual torture now
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