thinking someone is talking to you when they're actually talking to the person behind you
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oops, that's Bryan Singer's Star Trek, my mistake
the phrase "fully functional" is underlined when discussing Wesley Crusher
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Hot snot in kid, Number One
keeping your snot knots and number ones in the same location
I hid snot knot, Number One
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that we are all just aspects of Kento's psyche, so maybe their disapperance represents a partial reweaving of Kento's frayed ego on his long path to sanity
that maybe the comments never existed even though we remember them, after all, he is Ryan "Q" North
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suspecting they are deleted from the server but backed up somewhere and that Ryan was hoping to restore them, because you recall the site becoming more stable around the time the comments database was removed
polyorchidism
wondering if the comments are actually deleted from the server, or if they are just hidden
sending your vegan veal tee refs to lactation swathes, eh
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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