add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets the man don't slather a donkey sauce the man don't put a donk the the edge in your thrill the bono in your hold a man putting a donk on it the bob geldof in your kill the sting in your kiss giving two shits right across from the sea taking a shit right across from the sea taking a seat right across from the sea wondering if there is a database out there of all the fake phone numbers used in fiction, and which characters share a number bottoming for AC Anal in Saved By the Balls VII a canal a plan a man putting a donk on it Aaahh!!! Real Monsters Real Ghostbusters EIGHTY THOUSAND AND ONE is the natural number that comes after EIGHTY THOUSAND and before EIGHTY THOUSAND AND TWO Real Bi [ show all 79970 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

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