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oh noes, accidentally following a thread and reading Rory Gilmore and Lorelai Gilmore slash fanfic, I mean, you knew it'd be out there, and the accident was no "accident", but still, now you have to go beat off for an aeon?
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I thought you were singing your heart out to me, your lips were syncing and now I see
she wants to know why he's not home
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Italian police stopped California rapper Snoop Dogg on Friday as he prepared to board a private plane bound for Britain with $fourhundredtwentytwothousand in cash in his Louis Vuitton luggage, mamma mia!
Italian police stopped California rapper Snoop Dogg on Friday as he prepared to board a private plane bound for Britain with $fourhundredtwentytwothousand in cash in his Louis Vuitton luggage
Awww man, I got tired of blowing it up, so I hooked it up to one of those machines that my creepy uncle uses to inflate his matress in the basement and it got too inflated! Mylie looks like Kirstie Alley!
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it looked nothing like her what a wast of money why annybody woud sell this or by this is beond me they shoud ban this product and anny other product made by this company
Not what I expected I'm very upset
Three lonely love holes aching for a good ole' down home dicking
Police reportedly told Lowe that they "did not think she was going to get off"
Poor, Mortified Bastard, twenty two, Busted Trying To Steal Miley Cyrus Blow Up Doll From Novelty Shop
Lowe reportedly told police that she "did not think she was going to get caught"
Ken Toe stated Christopher Lydon asked him if he and another adult male he identified could come to Ken Toe's residence and engage in sexual activity with a walrus
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Jane Doe stated Russell Taylor asked her if he and another adult female she identified could come to Jane Doe's residence and engage in sexual activity with a horse
having impure thoughts about a teenage Dave Cameron
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
listening to Chinese Japanese English hip hop (1.0000)
not being able to use a star to abbreviate Homestar Runner with the Regret Index syntax (1.0000)
Scientology (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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