not having any self esteem
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Why don't you get some self-esteem: you stupid, fucking loser?
So bearing in mind I didn't write this regret the other day I went to the deli and I was like I guess I'll flirt a little: but then it was just so difficult to not feel exposed and awkward that I didn't and I just kind of left. Afterward I was thinking about it and it made me angry until I was on the way home and I realised I was mad about feelings, not anything that happened
You'll never bang Jewel with that attitude.: Keep your pecker up!
Jewel's your crush, not mine: you're right though. I'm never going to bang Jewel.
Eleanor from StarPlungers™: If you check our website, you'll be able to see our entire selection of offers that are affordable to everyone!
God dammit Eleanor, not this again: finally, finally you get around to hooking me up with "Alex Winston" and I go to the hotel and I go to the suite and when I open the door it's you in a bad wig and a mask. There is no StarContentclause™ program, is there? It's just you, isn't it?
Rachel Stevens: fukin wot m8???
Hi Rachel: how are Alex and the kids?

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