add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets The Guinness World Records named the Touhou Project as the "worlds blithest fanmade cobra boner series" The Guinness World Records named the Touhou Project as the "worlds most prolific fanmade shooter series" junking Jewel's bonds junkillating Jewel's tits tits for your junkillation junk for your titillation in the summer time, when Phil Collins is next Phil Collins is next! can we just please go one day without you asking me to grab my junk for your titillation licking another man's genitals in a nonsexual way, no homo grab your things, I've come to take you home Yojimbo Wales, look Yojimbo Yojimbo Wales Olive Empoylee the world's blithest GI JOE boners the world's boniest brothel crabs the world's best bronco herbalist the world's blithest cobra boners the world's noblest rose bra bitch the traditional Mystery Screws [ show all 128224 regrets ] recent comments (1) leaving mould in a mug for so long that when you finally got round to washing it, it sprayed a blue cloud around the kitchen on contact with water and made you sneeze (3) fuck marry kill, Adam Duritz, Adam Levine, Adam Ant (2) being allowed to choose five celebrities you're allowed to fuck when there were only four Golden Girls (1) licking another man's genitals in a nonsexual way (2) Dog With A Butt Plug (1) snarfs TWICE your girth (1) finding a picture of Tim Duncan swimming with a beluga (3) jokes that are either Kento or Woodsy Alan (3) wondering if you have any great recipes for TOMATOES (1) Francesco Uttini [ show more ]

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