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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
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drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0000)
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telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
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