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Kento: Kento
rozlqm: USA
Seriously: what the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Tobias: What's your number?
Lucas: I went to
Jeremy: I'd like to tell you about a change of address
Jamel: What qualifications have you got?
Adalberto: A Second Class stamp
Wilmer: There's a three month trial period
Henry: What do you want to do when you've finished?
Bobbie: Do you know the address?
Freddy: Could I have a statement, please?
Chuck: What do you like doing in your spare time?
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